Hello,
Rocket-fuel? Please, don’t overreact. WooCommerce plugin has almost the same requirements http://prntscr.com/cnn8x3 https://docs.woocommerce.com/document/server-requirements/ , if you plan to use WooCommerce theme you should know it; ask any TF top seller about this, Avada for example https://theme-fusion.com/avada-doc/getting-started/requirements-for-avada/ We did not recommend something unbelievable! Also, we mentioned our recommendation in online documentation https://www.8theme.com/demo/docs/xstore/#general_information_11_xstore_theme_requirements
Provide, please, admin panel access. We can’t activate theme and install all the necessary plugins without it.
Regards